
The Dead Travel Fast by Eric Nuzum
To those of you across the pond, you most likely need an introduction to Eric Nuzum. Eric is the Director of Programming and Acquisitions at National Public Radio. Formerly a VH1 pop-culture pundit, he’s lectured and written about many topics pertaining to American pop culture as well as censorship. His latest book is on the fascination with vampires and how it has become so entrenched in our culture. The Dead Travel Fast: Stalking Vampires from Nosferatu to Count Chocula was published in 2007 and is now in paperback. Nuzum goes on the road investigating the myth of the vamps, researching Dracula, watching some 600-odd terrible vampire movies, hob-nobs with vampire strippers and even drinks his own blood – with disastrous results.
The book is a hilarious road trip book and a great summer read. What made me give it 5 stars was Mr. Nuzum reduced the entire 30 year debacle known as The Highgate Vampire into 5 paragraphs with amazing accuracy. Here are the high points of his take on the Highgate Affair:
“Enter Sean Manchester and David Farrant. Up until this time, Farrant was a freelance occultist. Manchester was prancing around England in tuxedoes, frilly gothic suits and big blow-dried hair trying to make a name for himself as “Britain’s No.1 Psychic.” He was kind of like a combo of Miss Cleo and Geraldo Rivera (minus the mustache). (p.125)”
After a short recounting of the media frenzy and The Great Vampire Hunt and the obvious lack of evidence there was any vampire to begin with he states:
“If there ever was a Highate vampire, it was probably Manchester or Farrant – though not in the literal sense. In the more than three decades since, both Farrant and Manchester have
repeatedly engorged themselves on the Highgate vampire’s notoriety….
These days, Farrant is still running a Web site and selling magazines about the Highgate vampire. After the Highgate vampire had been dispensed with, Sean Manchester decided to branch out into general exorcism. Since, according to canon law, only a bishop can perform exorcism, Manchester decided to become ordained in a church he founded, the Church of the Holy Grail. He now walks around in a bishop’s outfit and has a corner on the market for exorcism-conducting, vampire-killing, psychic bishops. (pp 126-127)”
I’m sure Bonky never read this book, or his tea cozy would have spun into orbit, and fingers gone into overdrive on his keyboard after being rumbled about his traveling psychic act past. Of course, if Sean had made as much noise as usual to Mr. Nuzum, I’m sure it would only serve to pique his curiosity about the online feud and general nasty business associated with Bishop Bonkers. Interesting books or NPR. broadcasts begin with such things, ya know.
In any event, this is a great book, even without the Highgate mention. Give it a look on Amazon, or read some of it on Google books. As Eric says on his website, “Order the Damn Thing.”
*Note to Bonky: Mr. Nuzum does not take comments on his blog. You have your work cut out for you trying to harass him.


Yes, I read the book – or rather certainly the pages you reproduced.
Quite honestly, I found it hilariously funny; especially the part describing Bonky walking around in ‘fancy dress ‘bishop’s outfit’!
The parts about myself were not so accurate.
Okay, I can hear you thinking . . . ‘Well, I would say that wouldn’t I?!’
But I have made it quite plain on so many occasions that I just don’t accept the existence of ‘blood-sucking vampires’. But if ‘Bonky’ does, that’s really his problem!
Good book. I liked it and it is on my tattered bookshelf.
David Farrant (Psychic Investigator – not a ‘vampire hunter’!).
Hey, thanks for the review! Long live the Highgate vampire!
Thanks for stopping by, Eric!
Well thanks Lone Stranger for the review on “The Dead Travel Fast” by Eric Nuzum. Eric, if you drop back here and read this I want to tell you I am going to buy and read your book. I surfed over to Amazon and read about your book and then read the readers reviews. One review convinced me to buy the book. Allow me to put it here;
by Alissa Watkins (ID.ed in the book as Elaina)
“ATTENTION ALL READERS OF THIS BOOK: ERIC NUZUM IS A PRETENTIOUS LYING PRICK WHO I MET BACK IN 2004 DURING OUR DRACULA TOUR. OUR SHORT 7 DAY TOUR WAS FAIRLY UNEVENTFUL EXCEPT FOR THE PRESENCE OF ‘EDDIE MUNSTER’ WHICH WAS THE ONLY COOL ONE ON THE TOUR. ERIC NUZUM (OF NPR) DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO ADD ME TO THIS SLANDEROUS BOOK AND NAME ME “ELAINA” AND MY THEN BOYFRIEND “BRAD”. EVERYTHING HE SAID ABOUT ME WAS A LIE. THE ONLY TRUTH IS THAT I THREW UP ONCE ON THE BUS BECAUSE I WAS MOTION SICK.
I AM OUTRAGED THAT HE HAS WRITTEN THIS LIBEL ABOUT ME AND OTHERS. MANY THINGS HE WROTE ABOUT THE ACTUAL TOUR WERE ALSO FALSIFIED SO WHO KNOWS IF ANY OF THIS IS EVEN HALF WAY TRUE!!!!!!!!!! ”
I then read comments on the above … and this is what convinced me to buy the book;
by the reader Naked Pagan;
“God you really are the narcistic (sic) he described, aren’t you?”
Yep, that convinced me!
Don Ecker
Well you know, I’m not so sure about that Alissa. He was ’spot on’ about ‘bishop’ bonkers in his book, so why should he be any different about you?
Perhaps you could say Sweetheart? I mean, you’ve only given us a general opinion (and quite a nasty one at that!) without supplying any actual facts.
So . . . ???
David Farrant
Okay, just because I am in the mood I thought I would give you all a link to a song I KNOW YOU WILL ENJOY. For any of you that might have been around in the VERY early 1970’s you just might remember this. (And since I found it and put a link to it in my last blog entry on Dark Matters Radio, I can’t get the damn thing outta my head!) The name of the song is “Timothy” and while it doesn’t have anything to do with vampires, it does have something to do about eating folks! The group back then was The Buoys. Enjoy ….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGNdvKvbxYQ&feature=related
And this rendition is by Dakota, who USED to be The Buoys …..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9N8gHSUo4s&feature=related Once again …. Enjoy…….
Don Ecker
Thanks for that Don! I remember the song very well. I wanted to buy the 45 and my mother wouldn’t let me because of what it was about! LOL!
Oh how funny! I don’t come across too many Vampire Humor Books that often. Love the cover! I’m personally a bit more into the thriller/erotic vamp books, like “Predatoress,” by Emma Gabor.
Stick around Melissa. The best vampire humor in the world is the battle between Sean Manchester and David Farrant – and it plays out on the Internet for free! It should be a weekly TV show.